The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her ‘crack-a-joke' books looking for that killer one-liner Jonny, however doesn't find the fact that he has been fantasizing about Louise quite so funny of course, Gas's advice is to say nothing. Janet is driving everyone mad with her stupid jokes and in a bid to shut her up Gas tells her that Jonny loves Louise. A heartbroken Janet summons a meeting with her friends and lets rip with a torrent of abuse. Unoffended but rather amused by this, the group begin to giggle. Janet is so chuffed at being able to make her friends laugh she forgives them all. Walking home Jonny feebly excuses himself from his Louise fixation by telling Janet that it got her over her joke obsession. Janet gets her revenge by admitting she too has kissed Louise but Jonny takes things that one step too far boasting that he touched Louise's boobs too.
| Title | Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Season 1 Episode 5 : Lard |
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| First Air Date | 2001-02-26 |
| Last Air Date | 2011-05-24 |
| Number of Episodes | 78 |
| Number of Seasons | 9 |
| Genres | Comedy, |
| Networks | BBC Choice, BBC Two, BBC Three, |
| Casts | Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Freddie Hogan, Georgia Henshaw, Luke Gell |
| Plot Keywords | , |
Episodes List
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 1 :Episode 1 Fags, Shags and Kebabs Fags, Shags and Kebabs
2001-02-26Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 1 :Episode 2 Spunk Spunk
2001-03-05Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 1 :Episode 3 Bone with the Wind Bone with the Wind
2001-03-12Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 1 :Episode 4 Angry Wangry Angry Wangry
2001-03-19Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 1 :Episode 5 Lard Lard
2001-03-26Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps Season 1 :Episode 6 Ugly Babies Ugly Babies
2001-04-02Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn.
